Homer Simpson isn’t exactly known for sage thinking, but he did create one important mantra: “Mmm donuts.” Clearly he knew something we didn’t, because 23 years after the insatiable patriarch first uttered his signature line, everyone is outright obsessed with donuts.
A new artisanal shop with locally sourced jellies and Nutella bacon glazes seems to open every week now, and with all that new real estate, it can be hard to determine what’s really worth it. But it’s not impossible! That is why we determined the best donut destination in every state in America just for you.
Cowarts
Don’t expect to find a s’mores donut or a maple bacon cruller at Loyless — this old-school shop is all about simple, hand-made, hand-iced classics. These basics sell out at the crack of dawn, though, so make sure to show up by 7am sharp.
Anchorage
Donuts were never exactly the purview of dinosaurs, but Dino’s sticky treats and espresso are sold under the banner of a green cartoon Brontosaurus who apparently loves eating jelly-filled pastries a whole lot more than prehistoric plants. Most of the donuts, and the “dino bones” are only $1.30 a pop, which is damn good price in the current fancy donut market.
Tucson
Some brother and sister combos are fraught with agitation. Others, like Sophy and Keng Se, can move beyond sibling rivalry and come together to launch delicious donut shops in Tucson. Their Young Donuts opened just four years back, but it’s already built quite a name for itself, even with almost no online presence. Maybe it’s because they strategically opened next to a children’s dentist office to hook their clients young, and holy shit… that might be where the name comes from.
North Little Rock
If practice makes perfect, Mark is pretty much a demigod at this point. This unassuming spot has been rolling dough since 1978 for hungry Arkansans. Little has changed, as you can see from the faded sign out front, but when you’re making cream-filled and coconut-coated donuts that are this spot-on, you don’t need to flip the script.
San Diego
Donut Bar has attracted rabid press attention pretty much since it opened, and a quick scan through its Instagram explains why. Monte Cristo donuts! Crème brûlée donuts! Whole Snickers bar donuts! If you dream it, this place probably already did it, like, six months ago. And yes, of course there’s actual booze in its bourbon maple creations. It’s a bar.
Denver
Alright, get your lazy McConaughey impression over with now. You done? Good, because there’s a lot more to this Denver shop than movie puns. Like donuts with Mediterranean sea salt caramel glaze and cups of joe from local favorite Pablo’s Coffee. (Specifically, the “Danger Monkey” kind.)
Woodbury
Alright, fine: Dottie’s Diner isn’t technically a “donut shop.” It’s a confirmed greasy spoon, but we had to make an exception here because the donuts here are too fantastic to deny. The fresh-daily roster includes plain, powdered, cinnamon, jelly, or chocolate-dipped. Don’t order breakfast without them.
Wilmington
Three generations have passed through Sweeney’s doors, and all of them knew how to roll a damn fine donut. Sweeney’s is perpetually picking up local awards for its treats, which tend to err on the classics side, but occasionally veer into trendy territory. (Yes, there are cronuts.)
Pembroke Pines
Strip mall food is definitely questionable, but you’re in good hands at this Pembroke Pines shop. Mojo Donuts opens every day at 6am and closes when the last donut is sold, so make sure to claim your Key lime pie or s’mores early, lest the hungry hordes beat you to it.
Decatur
Like most revolutionaries, the bakers here have bold ideas. Donuts need to be one contained circle of dough? Screw that, they cut one open, stuffed it with peaches, and called it a slider. Pistachios are uninspired? Well, they sprinkled some on orange icing and it’s transcendent. If the Bolsheviks were peddling stuff like this, we’d all be carrying sickles.
Honolulu
You don’t meet many “Leonards” nowadays, but this particular one is doing his best to associate the name with tasty, sugar-filled treats. The goods here are Portuguese-style malasadas, which means they have no center holes. But that just gives you more fried dough (and custard and cinnamon sugar) to tear through, so well done, Lenny.
Boise
Guru Donuts co-owners Kevin and Angel Moran are to be admired — and it’s not just because they make excellent pastries. The Morans weren’t serious bakers until they realized Boise needed a gourmet donut shop, and since no one else stepped up, they asked a neighbor to teach them the delicate art of frying dough. Bless their can-do spirit, and bless that anonymous neighbor, who’s indirectly responsible for creations such as the Charlie Brown, a pumpkin donut with a root beer glaze.
Chicago
Some like their vaults stuffed with cash, but we’ve always preferred ours to be piled high with fried dough confectioneries. At this Windy City institution, the staff is happy to ring up a triple chocolate or lemon poppy seed for you on the old-timey cash register, so long as they’re not sold out. If they are, try your luck with its new food truck/pastry van.
Louisville
Unseasoned donut eaters might get confused when you tell them the long johns at Nord’s are incredible, but pros know you’re not eating a cozy undergarment — you’re eating a super-sized donut. And the ones at here come with bacon on top.
New Orleans
Some people will tell you to get a beignet at Café du Monde and consider their work done. But we don’t feel comfortable basing a pick solely on beignets. Yes, it’s deep-fried dough, but it’s not technically a donut. For something more traditional, head to DISTRICT. The two-year-old shop offers donuts “simple,” “fancy,” or “extra fancy,” but the Dough-La-Mode with Creole Creamery ice cream in the middle is the move you want to make.
Portland
Portland, ME, has a similar spirit to Portland, OR, so of course one of the city’s most beloved donuts shops insists on making its pastries out of local potatoes. This isn’t some hip nonsense, though. Holy Donut’s spudnuts are just as delicious as the flour-based treats you know — arguably more so when they add that coffee brandy icing.
Ocean City
Fries and ice cream tend to hog the boardwalk cuisine spotlight, but anyone who’s frequented Ocean City knows The Fractured Prune is the real star. The marshmallow-, mocha-, and honey-glazed pastries are the kind of thing you will fight an enterprising seagull over, and lucky for America, the mini-chain is expanding to new coastlines.
Somerville
For those raised on Dunkin’ Donuts, the prices at Union Square Donuts might seem steep. But when $3 is all that stands between you and a Brown Butter Hazelnut Crunch or “FluffaNutta” (OK, that one’s $3.50) pastry, you swallow the deluxe cost. Along with a mouthful of peanut butter pastry cream.
Kalamazoo
This Michigan mill has a bountiful selection, but its candy bar series is probably the most impressive. The Reese’s Donut, Snickers, and Mounds of Coconut are all based on deconstructed and remade versions of your favorite treats and are rebuilt into a new pastry. The final products are, like, three times bigger than the original candies, so make sure to pay your compliments to the chef. And schedule a dental cleaning immediately thereafter.
Minneapolis
In case you were wondering, the glam dolls in question are co-owners Teresa Fox and Arwyn Birch. These ladies teamed up to create a vintage-inspired shop with one seriously inventive menu. Everything is made from scratch — and the dairy is locally sourced from the Hope Creamery — so you know they aren’t messing around. Another sign they’re serious? The peanut butter and Sriracha Chart Topper.
Ocean Springs
Like its pal over in Portland, Tato-Nut Cafe is mighty proud of its potato dough. So much so that it bills itself as home of “the only real donut.” The blueberry cake variety is the attraction here, but the Persian (a sort-of glazed cinnamon bun) is also pretty popular.
Bozeman
On the one hand, Granny’s Gourmet Donuts is a filthy liar. It’s run by Robert McWilliams who, last we checked, does not answer to Nana. But on the other hand, it’s got several donuts with fresh fruit on the inside and out, plus an orange cream one to complement the Boston cream. So we’ll let the transgression slide. Just this once, Bob.
Lincoln
Nate and Lucas Gingery started their careers as male models in New York, but the brothers soon decided male modeling was kind of the worst, because it put a serious cramp on their donut fixation. So they did a grand tour of NYC’s pastry scene before they moved back home to Lincoln to start The Doughnut Hole. Originally just a farmers market stand, the spot now has its own brick-and-mortar location to house so, so many churro donut holes. Pay close attention to the Facebook page on Friday, when the brothers Gingery post weekly giveaways.
Las Vegas
It takes a certain amount of flash to get noticed in Vegas, and the massively popular Pink Box Doughnuts has it in spades. (See what we did there??) Donuts topped with Cocoa Pebbles or a chipotle caramel glaze exist right alongside the traditional picks, which are pretty spectacular on their own. Also, because this is Vegas, you can obviously order a Fat Elvis, a peanut butter-filled pastry topped with chocolate and a banana slice.
Lebanon
Life-long Lebanon residents will wistfully tell you about skipping out of Muriel’s as a kid with a greasy paper bag full of hot donuts. It’s such an integral part of the city, there were practically riots when Muriel and Francis Malville closed the shop temporarily in 2007 for health reasons. That might sound extreme, but one bite of a Muriel’s jelly stick (that’s a jam-filled cruller) and you’ll understand. The mayor certainly does — the place is now an officially recognized historic landmark.
Toms River
Pro tip to prospective business owners: if you can’t come up with a name, consult the children. When Dominic Livolsi opened Uncle Dood’s two years back, he used the nickname his nephew gave him to sell the place. From the looks of it, his plan worked, although we do think his wild donut creations had a little something to do with his success. Those include the Nut Tellin’ Ya (Nutella icing and cinnamon sugar), Bed Rockin’ (vanilla frosting and Fruity Pebbles), and Vermont Swine (maple icing and bacon bits). Clearly, this dude is just good at naming things across the board.
Santa Fe
Finding a dark chocolate-glazed donut is a non-issue. Maple bacon? Also a cinch. But Whoo’s has both those things on the same donut plus chili brown sugar. There’s no way you’ll find anything like that outside of Santa Fe.
Brooklyn and New York
You know you’re doing something right when The New Yorker, which is typically more concerned with publishing jokes Frasier would love than anything about donuts, devotes an entire feature to your shop. Fany Gerson opened in Bed-Stuy five years ago and Dough utterly exploded. Now, it’s got three additional Manhattan locations and a Smorgasburg residency. It’s impossible to go wrong with any of its creative flavors (oh hey, chocolate with Earl Grey), but if you ever stumble across an available blood orange, get it immediately.
Durham
It’s frankly shocking Wes Anderson hasn’t made a movie about Monuts Donuts yet, considering it started out as a tricycle-operated stand in a farmers market. The current chalkboard boasts autumn-friendly selections like Apple Cider and Orange Velvet (that’s pumpkin and cream cheese), plus beer nerd-friendly flavors like Double Chocolate Stout. Which you can drink with real beer, since Monuts has its own beer and wine menu.
Fargo
Remember those “dirt” pudding cups with gummy worms from when you were a kid? Sandy’s has a Dirt and Worms donut to make your feel young again. But if you’d rather not eat gummy worms before noon, and want something, you know, more reasonable, there are still plenty of glazed and marble cake options at your disposal.
Centerville
Two words: pretzel donuts. A few more: they’re the most famous item at Bill’s, they’re hand-twisted, and you need to get your hands on one, pronto.
Oklahoma City
Don’t worry, the pastries at this OKC shop are anything but frigid. Polar Donuts serves buttery, pipping-hot spudnuts every day starting at 5am. The place is run by Younts Waters, an Air Force vet who served in the Gulf War before pooling his life savings to open his own donut haven, which now boasts trademarked originals like Strong Pimp Hands (a sort-of bear claw with apple-cinnamon filling) and Camel Toes (two fused donut squares with cherry filling).
Portland
Plenty of people will still insist that Voodoo is the Portland place for donuts. Those people have never been to Blue Star, whose Facebook cover image alone is enough to make you a lifetime convert.
Philadelphia
Federal Donuts makes wonderful coffee, donuts, and chicken, but only one of those things made the name. There are several reasons for that: the grapefruit brulee, lemon ricotta, and strawberry lavender donuts, to name a few, but we also appreciate the delicious ode to Dale Cooper the place mounted last year.
North Kingstown
Before we sell you on how excellent Allie’s is, we must issue a disclaimer: the shop is currently closed while it undergoes state-mandated construction. There’s no official reopening date yet, but Allie’s is hoping to be back in business by Halloween. Now that we’re sure you won’t go pounding on the windows just yet, here’s why you should once things are in order. Allie’s takes its sprinkle game seriously, as you can see in this blindingly pink image above. If you believe the hype, the best Boston cream donut here is the best you’ll ever eat in your life. Plus, there’s beer here.
Charleston
After graduating from the Culinary Institute of Charleston, Allison Smith could’ve taken her career a number of different ways. Ultimately, she decided to open this donut shop, and the world is better for it. Smith has managed to distill already-popular foods like lemon meringue pie, French toast, PB&J, and tiramisu into fried-dough form — and she’s also not afraid to get a little edgy with curried cocoa and Chinese 5 Spice.
Rapid City
The family-owned bakery has been going strong for 20 years and with any luck, it’s got another 20+ left in the tank. After all, the people of Rapid City need their Oreo donuts.
Nashville
Nashville locals have fallen so hard and fast for Fox’s, they’ve even taken engagement photo shoots there. And although both parties in that couple were human, you might be inclined to straight-up propose marriage to a baked good once you’ve eaten a Fox’s apple fritter. Or Simpsons donut. Or hazelnut. Or…
Austin
Gourdough’s takes the concept of savory donuts to dizzying levels. Of course there’s this bacon-topped business (the Flying Pig), but for something truly different, try one of the “donut entrees” like the Mother Clucker, an outrageous combination of fried chicken, honey butter, and freshly fried dough.
Salt Lake City
You can’t eat just one of these donuts. Maybe one cinnamon crumb, followed with one strawberry frosted, and then one old-fashioned to balance it all out. You could get a coffee for dipping, but the chocolate milk is a far superior option.
Manchester Center
The quaint, old-school vibes (the letters out front are even mismatched) might have something to do with how far and wide this name has spread, but we have a sneaking suspicion it’s the cookies and cream cake donuts that keep luring people into Manchester.
Richmond
The upcoming opening of Sugar Shack’s sixth location in Corona Beach, FL, is exciting news for the many fans who’ve been admiring the VA chainlet from afar, so as it expands along the East Coast, let’s take a moment to appreciate its ample talents: Sugar Shack understands that crushed candy bars, sea salt, and shredded coconut all have their places atop the right donut, and also knows how to mark an occasion with themed donuts — a Tequila Sunrise for Cinco de Mayo and a Cadbury Egg for Easter. Between this and Shake Shack, we’re starting to think we should get all our food from shoddily-built homes!!
Seattle
Wander into the Pike Place Market anytime between 8am and 5pm, find Daily Dozen Doughnut Co., and plop yourself in front of its Donut Robot, Mark II. (No really, he has a name.) Mark II churns out freshly formed dough, which then hits a bunch of hot oil, and travels on through the conveyor belt to a multi-tiered donut tree. The whole process is more soothing than a damn babbling brook.
Parkersburg
JR’s Donut Castle boasts 34 different types of donuts, but devoted customers are quick to recommend the Maple Cream Fill. Also, while you’re there, you might as well get a pepperoni roll, because people are equally crazy over those meat treats.
Appleton East, Appleton West, and Menasha
Originally started in Frank and Marie Manderfield’s home kitchen in 1934, Manderfield’s has become a locally famous, three-location brand, with help from Frank and Marie’s kids and grandkids who’ve continued the baking tradition in various forms. This is due in large part to the raised donuts, which sell out so fast the Manderfield’s recommend you call at least a day ahead to reserve yours. Trust them — they’ve been doing this for a while.
Rock Springs
Jay and Penny Hammond and Derek and Michelle Johnson opened the shop back in 2011, when the local donut scene was rather bleak. Their brainchild’s made the scene a lot brighter now, and even got a hot cameo on Food Network Canada’s Donut Showdown.
Skip the oven to save time on your next key-lime pie. All you need is heavy cream, sweetened condensed milk, lime, and Ritz crackers. Start by making the custard: combine the heavy cream, condensed milk, and lime juice and stir. Then, pour a layer of the mix into your pie dish (or glass if you prefer), cover it with a layer of crackers, and repeat. Chill the cake until frozen and enjoy.
Don’t have confectioners’ sugar? No need to go to the grocery store because you can make it at home using granulated sugar and a blender or food processor. Add the sugar to your mixing device of choice and set it to ‘pulse’ or ‘blend’ until it has reached a powdery consistency. Sift through a strainer and you’re good to go!
This will save time and earn you creativity points: instead of frosting your cupcakes with frosting, melt marshmallows on top. After your cupcakes are baked, place a marshmallow on top of each, and stick them back in the oven for 3-5 minutes. Remove from the oven and press down gently to create that snow-white cap.
Pro-tip: For a more toasty topping, broil the marshmallow topped cupcakes, but be sure to watch them closely!
Whether you’re making cake, cookies, or something on the savory side, stop your batter from getting all over the place with a paper plate. Just poke the ends of your mixer’s beaters through the middle of a paper plate before attaching them to the mixer. The plate will act as a shield, keeping your batter where it’s supposed to be.
First, make sure you are using waxed, unflavored floss. You don’t want a minty cake! Then, place toothpicks around the cake where you want to slice. Align the dental floss around the row of toothpicks and wrap fully around the cake. Hold the ends with each hand and pull out and away from the cake, so the floss cuts through the cake as the circle of floss tightens. Move the floss slightly from side to side to help the cutting movement. To separate the layers, slide a piece of cardboard or baking sheet with no sides in-between and lift the top layer. And voila!
Pro-tip: For sponge cakes, use a serrated knife to make a few cuts along the toothpicks to give the floss a head start.
If you’re lucky enough to have leftover cake (especially after reading this), keep it nice and moist with just bread and toothpicks! Cover the cut, un-frosted part of your cake with bread slices and hold them in place with toothpicks, then store in the refrigerator. The bread will get hard and stale, but the cake will stay nice and soft. Sorry, bread—you’re being sacrificed for a greater good.
The totally harmless, but wholly unappetizing white gunk that seeps out of salmon filets as they cook is just coagulated protein, also known as albumin. Although there is no way to completely rid the fish of albumin, soaking the fish in a basic brine solution (about 1 tablespoon of salt per cup of water) for just 10 minutes significantly minimizes the amount that collects.
To reduce splatter and, more importantly, minimize the chance of burning your bacon, add just a touch of water. Once the bacon is in the pan, add just enough water to completely coat the bottom of the pan and cook over medium-high heat until the water has evaporated. Reduce the heat to medium and cook the bacon until crisp.
When you’re browning meat, you should blot the surface dry with a paper towel so the meat doesn’t release moisture when it hits the hot oil. Too much moisture makes the meat steam instead of sear, and you will lose that rich brown crust.
Speaking of meat, to up the flavor and tenderness, use a ‘brinerade’.
A brinerade is a combination of a brine and marinade. In other words, it’s just a marinade with added salt. The salt is key because it breaks down the meat’s proteins, allowing it to soak up extra water and more of the marinade’s flavor. For an added punch, also add soy sauce to your marinade, but not in place of the salt. Soy sauce will provide an umami flavor, but plays no role in holding moisture.
After you drain pasta, while it’s still hot, grate some fresh Parmesan on top before tossing it with your sauce. This way, the sauce has something to stick to.
Keep an ice-cube tray on hand to save leftover sauce.
For an easy weeknight meal, save and freeze leftover sauces from previous meals in ice cube trays. The cubes can be reheated in a sauté pan when you need a quick sauce.
Soaking rice in water before cooking is said to speed up cooking and produce better results. However, in experiments conducted by America’s Test Kitchen, all types of rice that were pre-soaked came out overly tender and mushy.
Instead, try pre-rinsing your rice with several changes of rice. This removes the excess starch on the surface of the grains, which helps them cook up lighter and fluffier.
Next week we’re going from entrées to desserts, so don’t miss out on the sweet tips!
The relationship between alcohol and consumers is not straightforward. In fact, it’s highly complex, dependent on variables upon variables many of which can’t be controlled. But what is straightforward is that the relationship is changing.
‘The Drinking Code’
The recently published report produced by media agency Maxus, investigates why, how and when people drink and what these changing patterns of behavior mean for the alcohol industry. It analyzed attitudes from 6,500 adults across Australia, China, Germany, India, the UK and the US, and the conclusions are pretty cool!
The Rules of Consumption are breaking
Although Maxus found that only 39% of consumers enjoy experimenting with different drinks compared to the 62% that stick to what they know, the alcohol industry as a whole is breaking away from its categorized nature.
Thanks to the rise of craft vendors, the inventiveness of mixologists, and the “new rituals and occasions” of consumers, the industry is diversifying on all fronts.
And Technology is giving a helping hand
As Maxus explains, “consumers are social,” often making drink choices based on social media experiences and what’s “trending” instead of the brand or alcohol type.
It’s easier than ever to share drinking experiences, access recipes and discover ingredients that bring alcohol consumption to a whole new level. Today, “drinks can truly act local and speak global.”
So what?
According to Maxus, it’s the start of something big:
“This is a new golden and cultural age for drink, a new world for liquor not seen since that pioneering time 150-200 years ago when all our now established brands formed, when Johnnie started walking, Dewar started rambling and Jack began filtering.”
For easier grating, place softer cheeses (such as fontina and Monterey Jack) in the freezer for 10 to 15 minutes beforehand.
Soften butter quickly sans microwave by using a rolling pin.
Put the stick of butter between two large pieces of wax paper. Using a rolling pin, press down on the butter and roll it as you would a pie crust. When the butter is about 1/8 to 1/4-inch thick, lift off the wax paper and peel away the butter (before it gets too soft to peel).
If you go with the microwave method to melt your butter, but went a little too far, it’s ok because you can save it! To save partially melted butter, place it in a bowl with a few ice cubes and stir. In less than a minute, the butter will quickly cool and solidify to the soft texture you are looking for. Simply remove the ice cubes and proceed with the recipe.
This won’t work with completely melted butter, so if it’s a puddle, save it for next time!
Use frozen butter instead of milk when making omelets.
Why? Because milk can add excess moisture to your omelets. Instead, try using frozen butter, which melts more slowly and disperses more evenly, creating that perfect fluffy texture. Either cut the butter into chunks, or grate it into your eggs.
Keep ice cream soft and ice crystal free by keeping it inside a plastic freezer bag.
Store your container of ice cream in a freezer bag to keep it soft for easy scooping. This way, you won’t need to wait to enjoy it nor will you be tempted to microwave your solid ice cream and risk the chance of over melting it.
Plus, this will keep those ice crystals that water-down the taste from forming when your refreeze your ice cream!
Froth milk in a mason jar for a coffee shop-level beverage.
First, pour either 2% or nonfat milk into a mason jar no further than halfway, and shake for 30 seconds to create foam. Then, stabilize the foam by microwaving for another 30 seconds. Pour, and enjoy!
You can use whole milk or cream, but the foam won’t be as foamy because, while 2% and nonfat milk are fortified with foam-stabilizing whey protein, whole milk and cream are not.
Next week, we’re dishing out tricks that will make your entrees unforgettable, so don’t miss out!