If you’re anything like me, and choose wine based on the label design instead of what’s actually written on the label, then you’ve been in that awkward situation where you ask a wine-related question that only the uneducated would dare voice and, in response, receive a patronizing stare followed by an answer that doesn’t even make sense.

No one should have to go through such a traumatizing experience. So, to save some pain, here are a few of your embarrassing, and most commonly asked, wine questions answered by expert James Harbertson, Washington State University professor of enology (that’s the study of wine).

Is cheap wine bad for you?

No way. Last year, rumors of a lawsuit that claimed that cheap wines had high levels of arsenic in it began circulating. One small detail the rumors left out: the lawsuit compared the levels of arsenic in wine to that of drinking water.

To have any kind of negative experience as a result of this, you’d most likely have to drink about 2 liters of wine (a little more than 13 servings worth) and that’s an awful lot.

What’s the difference between a wine that costs $50 and a wine that costs $500?

The short answer? Not a lot – so long as you’re just drinking it.

The price comes from a number of different factors including the maker, the type of grape, how long it’s aged, etc. But if you’re just looking for a solid bottle of wine, an inexpensive bottle could taste just as good if not better than a thousand-dollar bottle.

If anything, there’s a bigger psychological component at play: A study that conducted blind taste test in which people were given samples of wine found that they did not get any more enjoyment from a more expensive wine compared to a less expensive version. In another study, researchers found that untrained wine tasters actually liked the more expensive wines less than the cheaper ones.

If you’re collecting, on the other hand, of course, the price tag will make a difference.

“In the end, it’s just wine,” according to Harbertson.

What are tannins and what are they doing in my wine?

Is it bad if I like $3 wine?

I can’t deny it: I love spending only $3 on a bottle of Trader Joe’s Charles Shaw wine. And Harbertson confirmed that that’s perfectly fine. In fact, he thinks it’s “wonderful.”

“If you like it and it only costs three bucks and somebody else has to pay $30 for it, man you’re getting a good deal,” he says.

It’s the same as liking generic potato chips: Some people can’t stand the off-brand chips, but if you do, that saves you a couple of bucks. Although some studies have shown that knowing that an increased cost correlated with a more pleasant drinking experience, not to mention there might be some corners cut when making bulk wine, if it appeals to your taste buds stick with them.

How am I supposed to be able to tell if a wine is floral or fruity, and do these adjectives matter?

Wines tend to include a lot of different aromatic notes, which can be really pleasant if you know what you’re doing. I, on the other hand, do not.

Harbertson suggests doing the following exercise to sharpen your senses before the next time you try a glass of wine:

1. Grab a couple bags of multi-flavored jellybeans, and sort them into different cups by flavor. Put them away for a couple days (or hours, if you’re in a time crunch) so you forget the process.
2. Later, take out the beans and try to guess which one is which flavor.
3. Then, try a couple different flavored beans at once. Now try to guess what you got.

That’s kind of what wine tasting is like: it’s all about picking out the different flavors and aromas, like that of a strawberry, even if you’re not actually eating a strawberry.

Why is there so much emphasis on smelling wine?

It mostly has to do with the air hitting the wine’s surface. When oxygen in the air mixes up with the phenolic compounds in the wine, it causes it to oxidize (which, if done too early can make the wine go bad). That great fruity flavor can morph in the glass into something nuttier in just a few hours.

What’s the story with yeast in wine?

All those chemical compounds in your wine likely have to do with yeast, a microscopic fungus responsible for digesting sugar and spitting out alcohol. Yeast is added to wine during the fermentation process. Once it’s done eating up all the sugar in the bottle, it dies.

Interestingly, as the University of Hawaii’s botany department points out, the skin on grapes already contains a fair amount of yeast that could help with fermentation. But since the winemaker doesn’t have a lot of influence over what that yeast does, specific strains of yeast are sometimes added to ensure a level of control.

What’s a sulfite and what is it doing in my wine?

No, it’s not that complicated.

Sulfites are a compound prevalent in most wines. Together, the sulfur and oxygen in sulfites act as a powerful preservative to keep the wine from oxidizing too quickly, which can change the flavors of the wine for the worse. “It’s really hard to drink a wine without sulfites,” Harbertson said.

“It’s really hard to drink a wine without sulfites,” says Harbertson.

In fact, yeast actually makes some of these sulfites. Harbertson said that different colonies of yeast in wines will sometimes fight each other by creating sulfites that some strains are more sensitive to. Some people are sensitive to sulfites – which are also found in other foods as a preservative – in which case the best thing to do is avoid them.

What does decanting do?

Why do we cork our wine?

Cork, which is made from bark, is a renewable resource, and its ability to form to the shape of a wine bottle is incredibly helpful at storing wine.

But there’s a drawback: occasionally bad cork can get into the wine, something called “cork taint.” It’s not going to harm you necessarily, but it will make the wine taste a little funky, like moldy cardboard. Some people are fine drinking that wine, but others – like Harbertson – can’t stand it.

Do screw-tops mean my wine is cheap?

Nope!

Even though the lack of cork has the stigma of cheap wine, countries like New Zealand have been transitioning to the twist-off style in recent years after getting fed up with bad cork. Not only do you avoid cork taint, but it’s also ideal for when a corkscrew isn’t handy. Harbertson said the screw-top is just as effective as cork at keeping air out.

Do genetics play a role in what wine you like? Is an affinity for a certain kind of wine hidden in our microscopic genes?

Definitely. Genes influence whether we prefer sweet, bitter, savory, etc. And that can play a big role in our wine selection.

TAS2R38, the bitter-taste receptor gene, is thought to be responsible for making some people incredibly sensitive to bitter tastes while others can’t get enough. Other taste genes, like the ones for savory tastes, can also play a role in determining whether or not you prefer a certain type of wine.

Why do I sometimes get a headache even if I’ve only had one glass of wine?

Are there any wines I should avoid?

Harbertson said he wouldn’t go so far as to say there were wines he’d avoid.

It all depends on your taste and specifications. On the whole, there aren’t any particular wines that will “poison” you or mess with your body beyond what any kind of alcohol does.

Personally, he said, he does save cheap wine for things like sangria in which the wine will be mixed with other tasty fruits and sodas.